Does drinking a kombucha tea erase the sin of eating dinner at Five Guys?

No, the craving never went away. Yes I ate the bun. And a handful of fries. Gawd I love the burgers there. They make them protein style for you, if you ask. I didn’t ask.

But I have kombucha tea! In all its carbonated sparkly goodness. (Go ahead, beneficial bugs. Eat all the wheat gluten up. Help my tummy not regret this in the morning.)